teigan, aka tegwin: Hey Soul Sister, Give me my Glasses Back

So recently (well last week) we were off school. for a week, big hooray. but anyway, we (meaning Sally, me and Claude) went into town. Me and Sal were planning to go shopping anyway, as we do. (its true, we do?)
Anyway... our first shock of the day was when Sam announced that he'd never ever ever been on a bus by himself (without an adult) i was utterly shocked, and me and Sal even had to act out "how to get the ticket", me being the bus driver, and Sally being the customer! what a pow.
Then, when we were halfway down Dixon St (at Gowts Bridge)
Sam said "OOH IVE PADDLED DOWN THERE! AND AGAIN JUST DOWN THE ROAD!"
Sal said "There isnt a lake down the road..."
Sam said "Well maybe it was 2 hours down the road, who cares."
*ME PISSING MYSELF*
Then we started singing hey soul sister, by Train, and i took Sams glasses (as you do). So he was singing along, "HEY SOUL SISTER, GIVE ME MY GLASSES BACK!" again, *ME AND SALLY PISSING OURSELVES"

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then in topshop, he decided to try on a black bikini and some flowery hot pants. both were very nice might i add. So he just took his shoes off and started putting these on over his clothes.. in the middle of topshop... normal boy...

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then when we were in wilkos, i was harmlessly doing some stationery shopping for some pens, rubbers and a new prep book. when i saw Sallys calculator was £10, i went over to show her (she was with Sam) and she was just layed on the floor actually nearly crying. i was struggling to make out why, when i turned around and THAT was in my face.

Then when we were in Primark, he was fascinated by the pants. (see picture below left) Ill leave it like that. Oh, and he was fascinated by the hats
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