a grinning brick

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Hai der. 

So guyz, I know I only posted like erm, (brb while I check my blog)

... 5 minutes and a shouty argument with Google Chrome later ...

So anyway, I know I only posted like 2 days ago, but I honestly think that no-one reads my blog anyway so I'll just sit here posting to myself.

I came across this blog post on a luvely tumblr called SylkeTMB, and my amayzayn natural blogging instinct came across and told me I had to do this. So I did.

Strike out everything you've done:

1. Had Beer/Alcohol.
2. Smoked an entire cigarette
3. Smoked a cigar
4. Done drugs.
5. Write on a bathroom wall.
6. Read a George Orwell book.
7. Had sex.
8. Had a physical fight.
9. Used Twitter.
10. Listened to Lady Gaga.
11. Been in a car accident.
12. Gotten suspended.
13. Gotten expelled.
14. Been allergic to something.
15. Got a computer virus.
16. Touched a real gun.
17. Had a dog
18. Had a cat.
19. Been pregnant.
20. Camped out.
21. Swam in the ocean.
22. Wore a bikini.
23. Driven a car. (not properly though)
24. Been sent to the principal.
25. Ever liked someone.
26. Failed a class
27. Failed a test.
28. Went to summer school.
29. Got worse than a D
30. Got A*’s, A’s and B’s.
31. Read an entire book.
32. Recorded my own music.
33. Had an xbox.
34. Worn heels more than 3 days in a row.
35. Wore fishnets.
36. Wore skinny jeans.
37. Been in love.
38. Hated someone.
39. Been cheated on.
40. Cheated on someone. 
41. Did something sexual with someone of the same sex..
42. Practiced Christianity.
43. Worn makeup
44. Lied to my parents about where I was going.
45. Had surgery.
46. Had my license. 
47. Been to college.
48. Graduated high school.
49. Attempted suicide.
50. Worn colored contacts.
51. Painted my nails black
52. Broken someone’s heart.
53. Had my heart broken.
54. Cried for an hour straight.
55. Lost something very valuable.
56. Got separated from one of my parents as a kid.
57. Broken a bone.
58. Gotten stung by a bee
59. Eaten something bad/expired.
60. Threw up from being so drunk.
61. Saw someone throw up from being so drunk.
62. Danced with someone of the opposite sex.
63. Owned an ipod.
64. Owned an iphone.
65. Fell for a best friend. (if you mean a bestfriend from the opposite sex)
66. Stole a friend’s significant other.
67. Went far away from home for more than a week.
68. Moved out.
69. Ran away.
70. Teased my brother/sister
71. Been to a hospital.
72. Had food poisoning.
73. Had a job.
74. Been fired.
75. Lied to a friend.
76. Lied to a family member.
77. Had a Facebook.
78. Posted a video on Youtube.
79. Started a rumor about someone.
80. Talked bad about someone.
81. Dropped out of school.
82. Deliberately failed a test.
83. Been skinny dipping.
84. Counted to a million.
85. Counted to a thousand.
86. Ate rabbit meat.
87. Ate duck meat.
88. Had fast food.
89. Been to Church. 
90. Been to Canada.
91. Been married.
92. Had a divorce.
93. Broke a glass.
94. Hugged someone today.
95. Texted someone today.
96. Received a phone call today.
97. Threw something out of the window.
98. Ignored a text from someone on purpose.
99. Had my feelings hurt by a friend and never told them.
100. Wish you were somebody else.

So yeah. I followed the instructions and they're my results. 

That just sounds like I've concluded a science test. sorrehhhhhhhhhh.

Did I tell you about the time when I found a Directioner on Omegle? I didn't? Oh. Well act all surprised when I tell you.

I FOUND A DIRECTIONER ON OMEGLE!

See, I told you it would be a big surprise. I can just tell you're looking at your computer screen with the expression of a brick, aren't you?

Yeah, a brick with a massive grin on its, erm, brick face! (see diagram a.)

diagram a

so yeah. that is all I have to post about hahaha. toodles because yeah I have nothing else to post about.

walkwithteigan is out of da house mofo's