You need to be able to love yourself. But not in that way.

I have several things to blog about today.




Dayyyum, you could tell I was lying. You couldn't? Oh. #awkwardsilence
Well, erm this is awkward.
But I do have some stuff to talk about! Not very interesting/important stuff, but hey it's still stuff! Right? Haha, haha, ha. (that was supposed to be some kind of awkward fake laugh but seeing as you are reading this off a computer screen I don't think you understood that so this is why I am, erm, telling you. I guess.)


Number 1. 
I started school again... Yeah I know that is boring, but still. I got like 7 pieces of homework already, the downsides of being in year ten asdfghjkl.
Lmao get this, in PE, I am doing 'climbing'. I LOVE BEING IN BOTTOM SET PE. 
In art, we get to decorate our folder, and I really wanna decorate it with loads of photo's of TMB, but you know. I don't have a mofo'ing printer.
But on the other hand, I have Henry and Sally in art. And we all know what that means.
Henry + Sally + Teigan = Comedy Gold. 
Hahahaha not really but we are pretty goddamn funny.


Number 2.
I made a fan-vid for a song by TMB because I am a dedicated beast like that. It took 3 days and a lot of photos and a lot of memory on my computer but that's alright. Well it isn't because Stef hasn't looked at it yet... *hint hint*
Just wanna say another MASSIVO thanks to everyone who sent me photos! I love you all, and I think I followed all of you! 

Watch it above, go on you know you want to. #TMBeasts for the win.

Number 3.

Aimee Turton's hair.

Enough said.

Oh no wait, just saying this photo was from February and I chose it because it has her hair in it and it has an ATL poster in the background yay

Number 4.

HEY LETS MAKE A PLAYLIST.

I can't actually choose a song, yay so let's just link their latest album: ALL TIME LOW.

Moment of fangirlness please, Na Na Na - One Direction

I had this in my head for like 2 days, Moves Like Jagger - Maroon 5 ft. Christina Aguilera

Bruno Mars, I would marry you anyday, Marry You - Bruno Mars

MAKE PEACE NOT WAR, Violence - Pegasus Bridge 

Number 5.

HEY LETS MAKE A WISHLIST

top, clock, converse, top, toms, jumper, shorts, socks

You have no idea how much I want these.

PS the clock is actually different to the photo, it's just I couldn't find that clock on the website and this is actually better yay.

I STRONGLY DISLIKE THE NEW BLOGGER THING. I changed back to the old one, mwahahahah (evil laugh obv)

Come to think of it, I did manage to find something to post about.

Thanks to Turt who forced me to come on my blog to write about her hair. 

Bye tweeps.

WAIT WE'RE NOT ON TWITTER.

Bye bweeps? (blogger peeps?) Lolz I am so sad.

Bye bweeps xoxo

you dont know your beautiful

things wrong with my life

• i havent met tmb, and probably never will do.
• my youtube deleted itself.
• hardly anyone interesting follows me on twitter.
• i am not going on holiday.
• i have a really annoying brother

things right with my life

• my itunes is finally working
• i might be getting a SIGNED tmb calendar. maybe. (!!!!!)
• my brother can be alright, sometimes.
• this week has been ace.
• its my birthday in 15 days.
• one direction have released a new song and it is a-m-a-zing.

check out mine and sally's dedication to tmb. i went to cleethorpes on monday, and yeah. we did write 'TMB' in the sand. And we searched cleethorpes for a pizza shop, and when we couldn't find one, we went into the arcades, and i won like 20 tickets, and when we looked at the prizes we practically screamed the whole arcade down, cause we found some pizza. so i went on this thing, won 200 tickets just so we could follow the pizza in ibiza lyrics:

"pizza in ibiza,

 picking the cheese out of your teeth-a

 feeling the sand under your feet-a

 eating a lovely margherita"

we did that. well i did, cause the sweets werent vegetarian:-\ BUT WE FOUND SOME PIZZA^‿^

sally wrote a post about youtube. she said, and i remember because she wrote the lyrics at mine, she said 'i boarded a plane to the youtube world'. i got on that plane, but after a few months, youtube forced me back onto the plane to the 'real world'. I was like, fml.

i hope, i hopey-hopey-hope that ash's mum sticks to her word and sends me+salleh calendars. im gonna be soooo happy, like literally bouncing off the walls if they come. So go follow @LadyKaz5 ;-)

small wishlist:

ninjas top, dru-nk top, festival girl top

playlist of the week:

what makes you beautiful - one direction

bullet - hollywood undead

always where i need to be - the kooks

teenagers - my chemical romance

opposite of adults - chiddy bang

i thought i'd live a little, eat some new foods BUT...

...i was relieved to find they had a pizza hut.

well kind of, i mean i've never been to ibiza. or 'i-beef-a' as the midnight beast call it;-)
speaking of which, check out my drawing! its a bit gay, and dru's head is far too big, and ash looks NOTHING like ash... But nah, well, gotta love my attempt.

and now i'm just waiting for a reply, ya'no from ash/dru/stefan/all of them.

and i know the subject is not a laughing matter, but the spoof still makes me burst out laughing every time i see it. I mean, is anyone ever dead before they die?

this is what i do for 15 minutes after school whilst im waiting for mum to get back. i make stuff out of twigs and leaves. some kind of weirdo japanese lion, and a tree. BOOM.


also, im going to cleethorpes on monday. with sally, lmfao.


birthday countdown: 21 days xoxox


playlist:
little bad girl - david guetta and some other dudes
pizza in ibiza - the midnight beast
skinny - pegasus bridge (a memoir, seeing as they have split up *sob*)
amy winehouse - back to black (another memoir, seeing as she passed away *sobs again*)

sheep poo, apple cores and god knows what else

so, how did you spend your tuesday? I spent mine trekking through a field of sheep poo to go and sit on some rather interesting sculptures:') yeah, our school took the gifted+talented art students (no, im not bragging) to yorkshire sculpture park.. it was actually quite fun, if im perfectly honest8-| the coach rides we're the funniest, especially henry.. ill put a photo on so you can get the full comical effect - 

 he was sat in a giant apple core.
 he is a tad queer. just imagine that face x1000 on a coach where he is loud and rapping along to 'youve got the dirtee love'. three times.
 but you gotta love the hen'ster

 yeah, this was supposed to be a sketching trip, but we had other things on our minds. like whipping our hair and jumping off ledges that were about 30cm high! wowee big achievement.

these two photos just prove my point about how bothered we were about learning..
by the way they don't actually match up. i took the photo of the plaque and statue+my mates whilst liv was climing up the totem pole. hehe.


yeah so, anyway. enough of that rah-dee-dah. my band have recorded another song. its 'the dance routine', by the midnight beast. it sounds ace... well half does anyway;-) and we're doing a dance to it and everything.. ill post about it when its on youtube. it'll be called 'the dance routine - the skinny jeans ft. tammy' by the way..


we also are writing parodies! so far we've done, erm

• cook with us                                       parody of walk with us, the midnight beast
• the (not so) dance routine                parody of the dance routine, the midnight beast
• chubby boyfriend                              parody of american boy, estelle+kanye west.

and thats it.. for now..

TOODLE-OO xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

say cheese

hello my dear dear posse. (i got that word from henry, its ace in'it)
so, how've you been? good? good.


lifes been pretty boring to be honest. which is preeeety 'sound'. 
it has also been fooking boiling. rather annoying, 'specially when you end up fainting so I can't brag about making a clock that you all should be jel'o about. because i never actually ended up making it. anyhooo....


me and sally have discovered a new (well for me) a new-found love for TMB (The Midnight Beast), or Stefan James Donald John Abingdon, Ashley Neil Horne and Andrew 'Dru' Francis Wakely. BANGING>_< they are literally like, ace. you should follow these instructions VERY VERY carefully.

1. go onto youtube
2. type in the search box thing at the top "the midnight beast"
3. then go onto their channel
4. listen to EVERY video, and BAM you fell in love, right?

By the way, trust me this works. I tried it from a very reliable source (Sally) and it worked. So yeah:')

Watch out for several addictive ones; Booty Call, Down, Just Another Boyband, Lez Be Friends. 

But be warned. Contains Shmurberries. Over-confident stereotypical cheerleader types. Dru. Trousers falling down. Boybands. Dru. Improvising. Kissing guys. Oh, and Dru.

and i think im making plans with sally to pop off and see pegasus bridge some time later in the year. good times.

and i completed mario super brothers on the ds. again. what a geek..

im off naaahh. toodle'pip. xxxxxxxxxx

pucker up, kiss my butt, cos im bluddy fucking nuts.

bluddy love our (maya, sally, tammy and teigan) prod art lessons<3 i mean like, all we do is listen to some quality tunes. like BANGIN' WOAH YH MANNNNNNN. see below for a list of our latest songs. must warn ya, they are rather hawt. and sexaah. and yeah you get the picture. "my name is stefan james donald john abingdon" what a name.


woaaah like, haven't posted in a long time. oopsy:$ oh well, here we go again! i had a perfectly good reason though! dont blame me!


anyway, my wall has exploded left right and erm, upwards.. check out the new photos, just because i am an actual dork and stuff...

 yeah my wall has expanded, like i said lyk.. and the monsters are utterly gawjuss right;-)

LMFAO this was the funniest thing ever, yesterday we had to go to the theatre and there was this dude in a yellow costume that was supposed to look like a chess piece LMAO IT WAS HILARIOUS yay. this is a picture of the programme that we got given:D it was bluddy hilarious and i might like, pop down to skeggy with a bunch of my retarded mates to watch it. its called games time and its part of the so festival. classy, right... oh its about the olympics? WTF




playlist of the week: production arts special.
- the ballad of mona lisa - panic! at the disco
- tik tok - the midnight beast
- the dance routine - the midnight beast
- dont wanna go home - jason derulo
- change the way you kiss me - example
- playing god - paramore

^luv dem songs bby xxxxx