a grinning brick

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Hai der. 

So guyz, I know I only posted like erm, (brb while I check my blog)

... 5 minutes and a shouty argument with Google Chrome later ...

So anyway, I know I only posted like 2 days ago, but I honestly think that no-one reads my blog anyway so I'll just sit here posting to myself.

I came across this blog post on a luvely tumblr called SylkeTMB, and my amayzayn natural blogging instinct came across and told me I had to do this. So I did.

Strike out everything you've done:

1. Had Beer/Alcohol.
2. Smoked an entire cigarette
3. Smoked a cigar
4. Done drugs.
5. Write on a bathroom wall.
6. Read a George Orwell book.
7. Had sex.
8. Had a physical fight.
9. Used Twitter.
10. Listened to Lady Gaga.
11. Been in a car accident.
12. Gotten suspended.
13. Gotten expelled.
14. Been allergic to something.
15. Got a computer virus.
16. Touched a real gun.
17. Had a dog
18. Had a cat.
19. Been pregnant.
20. Camped out.
21. Swam in the ocean.
22. Wore a bikini.
23. Driven a car. (not properly though)
24. Been sent to the principal.
25. Ever liked someone.
26. Failed a class
27. Failed a test.
28. Went to summer school.
29. Got worse than a D
30. Got A*’s, A’s and B’s.
31. Read an entire book.
32. Recorded my own music.
33. Had an xbox.
34. Worn heels more than 3 days in a row.
35. Wore fishnets.
36. Wore skinny jeans.
37. Been in love.
38. Hated someone.
39. Been cheated on.
40. Cheated on someone. 
41. Did something sexual with someone of the same sex..
42. Practiced Christianity.
43. Worn makeup
44. Lied to my parents about where I was going.
45. Had surgery.
46. Had my license. 
47. Been to college.
48. Graduated high school.
49. Attempted suicide.
50. Worn colored contacts.
51. Painted my nails black
52. Broken someone’s heart.
53. Had my heart broken.
54. Cried for an hour straight.
55. Lost something very valuable.
56. Got separated from one of my parents as a kid.
57. Broken a bone.
58. Gotten stung by a bee
59. Eaten something bad/expired.
60. Threw up from being so drunk.
61. Saw someone throw up from being so drunk.
62. Danced with someone of the opposite sex.
63. Owned an ipod.
64. Owned an iphone.
65. Fell for a best friend. (if you mean a bestfriend from the opposite sex)
66. Stole a friend’s significant other.
67. Went far away from home for more than a week.
68. Moved out.
69. Ran away.
70. Teased my brother/sister
71. Been to a hospital.
72. Had food poisoning.
73. Had a job.
74. Been fired.
75. Lied to a friend.
76. Lied to a family member.
77. Had a Facebook.
78. Posted a video on Youtube.
79. Started a rumor about someone.
80. Talked bad about someone.
81. Dropped out of school.
82. Deliberately failed a test.
83. Been skinny dipping.
84. Counted to a million.
85. Counted to a thousand.
86. Ate rabbit meat.
87. Ate duck meat.
88. Had fast food.
89. Been to Church. 
90. Been to Canada.
91. Been married.
92. Had a divorce.
93. Broke a glass.
94. Hugged someone today.
95. Texted someone today.
96. Received a phone call today.
97. Threw something out of the window.
98. Ignored a text from someone on purpose.
99. Had my feelings hurt by a friend and never told them.
100. Wish you were somebody else.

So yeah. I followed the instructions and they're my results. 

That just sounds like I've concluded a science test. sorrehhhhhhhhhh.

Did I tell you about the time when I found a Directioner on Omegle? I didn't? Oh. Well act all surprised when I tell you.

I FOUND A DIRECTIONER ON OMEGLE!

See, I told you it would be a big surprise. I can just tell you're looking at your computer screen with the expression of a brick, aren't you?

Yeah, a brick with a massive grin on its, erm, brick face! (see diagram a.)

diagram a

so yeah. that is all I have to post about hahaha. toodles because yeah I have nothing else to post about.

walkwithteigan is out of da house mofo's

Ed Sheeran says hello.

So today, I have been fighting a unicorn, finding Stefan Abingdon and fangirling over multiple directions.

Lol, just kidding. Today I have been fighting with my computer, finding photos of Stefan Abingdon and fangirling over ONE direction.

I also have got into a massive mardy with blogger, because whenever I've tried to type up this blog post, it's not letting me click. I have very nearly thrown my laptop out of the window, but I didn't seeing as:

a) it was raining

b) it would break   and

c) I wanted to go on it
I must've refreshed the page about a zillion trillion times but it's no use. UGH.


Anyway, I was going about doing my business snooping around on other peoples blogs (that doesn't make sense, hang on)


Aaaannnyyywaaaaaaaaaayyyyy... I was going about snooping around on other peoples blogs, when I came across this blog post over at Kate's Irrelevant, and I decided to do it myself. Because I have nothing better to do.


So here is the A-Z of myself. 
[just thought I'd add, whenever I read 'A-Z' I always always read it in an American accent. Ay to Zed sounds so wrong. Ay to Zee sounds so much better. I've always wanted a Zeebra.]


A. age
fourteen
B. bed size
single
C. chore that you hate
washing up
D. dogs
poodles.
E. essential start to the day
looking at twitter #ileadasadlife
F. favourite colour
purple

G. gold or silver
depends, gold jewellery but silver everything else
H. height
5"7
I. instruments you play
tambourine, triangle, djembe drum, maraca... 
J. job title
non-existent
K. kids 
I have a Baby Annabell up in the attic somewhere
L. location
bed.
M. mother's name
lisa
N. name
teigan
O. overnight hospital stays
one
P. pet peeves
velour tracksuits, don't get me started on them...
Q. quote from a movie

"YOU GO GLEN COCO!"

R. right or left handed
right
S. siblings
j'ai un frere
T. twitter
@walkwithteigan
U. underwear
do socks count? topshop.
V. vegetable you hate
everything apart from carrots and mushy peas and bean sprouts and potatoes.
W. what makes you run late
listening to the midnight beast, cause you know.. I have to do the dance whenever a dancey TMB song comes on...
X. x-rays you've had
teeth 
Y. yummy food that you make
cake, pasta, cookies, gingerbread men, muffins... I can't cook. That's what my dads for. 
Z. zoo animal
penguin. no meerkat. no, penguin. meerkat. penguin! MEERKAT. Right, a meerkat.




Oh, guess what? I should be getting a signed tmb calendar soon. 
BE JEALOUS.


And another thing, you should all listen at me embarrassing myself by talking French...

yeah, that is my fish tank. you can be jealous of that as well...
#thatawkwardmomentwhennobodyisjealous lolz I make myself laugh with my hash-tagging


So guyz. How have you all been?


Just to let you know, this is a dorito ▲



I'm going to go now, because you know. I have nothing left to blog about.
Oh one last thing, you should watch Millie on youtube.
If you click on this, a magical cookie will appear and you can eat it. Just try it. 




Bye bweeps. Love you. Lots.


@walkwithteigan


xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

You need to be able to love yourself. But not in that way.

I have several things to blog about today.




Dayyyum, you could tell I was lying. You couldn't? Oh. #awkwardsilence
Well, erm this is awkward.
But I do have some stuff to talk about! Not very interesting/important stuff, but hey it's still stuff! Right? Haha, haha, ha. (that was supposed to be some kind of awkward fake laugh but seeing as you are reading this off a computer screen I don't think you understood that so this is why I am, erm, telling you. I guess.)


Number 1. 
I started school again... Yeah I know that is boring, but still. I got like 7 pieces of homework already, the downsides of being in year ten asdfghjkl.
Lmao get this, in PE, I am doing 'climbing'. I LOVE BEING IN BOTTOM SET PE. 
In art, we get to decorate our folder, and I really wanna decorate it with loads of photo's of TMB, but you know. I don't have a mofo'ing printer.
But on the other hand, I have Henry and Sally in art. And we all know what that means.
Henry + Sally + Teigan = Comedy Gold. 
Hahahaha not really but we are pretty goddamn funny.


Number 2.
I made a fan-vid for a song by TMB because I am a dedicated beast like that. It took 3 days and a lot of photos and a lot of memory on my computer but that's alright. Well it isn't because Stef hasn't looked at it yet... *hint hint*
Just wanna say another MASSIVO thanks to everyone who sent me photos! I love you all, and I think I followed all of you! 

Watch it above, go on you know you want to. #TMBeasts for the win.

Number 3.

Aimee Turton's hair.

Enough said.

Oh no wait, just saying this photo was from February and I chose it because it has her hair in it and it has an ATL poster in the background yay

Number 4.

HEY LETS MAKE A PLAYLIST.

I can't actually choose a song, yay so let's just link their latest album: ALL TIME LOW.

Moment of fangirlness please, Na Na Na - One Direction

I had this in my head for like 2 days, Moves Like Jagger - Maroon 5 ft. Christina Aguilera

Bruno Mars, I would marry you anyday, Marry You - Bruno Mars

MAKE PEACE NOT WAR, Violence - Pegasus Bridge 

Number 5.

HEY LETS MAKE A WISHLIST

top, clock, converse, top, toms, jumper, shorts, socks

You have no idea how much I want these.

PS the clock is actually different to the photo, it's just I couldn't find that clock on the website and this is actually better yay.

I STRONGLY DISLIKE THE NEW BLOGGER THING. I changed back to the old one, mwahahahah (evil laugh obv)

Come to think of it, I did manage to find something to post about.

Thanks to Turt who forced me to come on my blog to write about her hair. 

Bye tweeps.

WAIT WE'RE NOT ON TWITTER.

Bye bweeps? (blogger peeps?) Lolz I am so sad.

Bye bweeps xoxo

Baffday

It was my birthday three days ago. Just thought I'd share that with you.
Here are some of my ace-est presents - 

I also got some £60/€67,85/¥7,565.03/$98.44 and some vouchers yay.

Oh but what really really really really really made my day was when this happened:

I went bowling with the family on that day (26th August) and I came 2nd out of 4th lol.

Apparently I have the technique of a professional I just don't know where to stand. Dad refused to tell me where to stand in case I beat him. Which I didn't. But I wanted to.

Then I went to Damons and ate loads and got a free chocolate cake. Which nobody ate.

Just about sums up my birthday!

Then the day after, I made a cheesecake.

Started out like this:

Then I did this:

And I finished with this:

Nom it is well nice. #justsaying.

(I have a habit of hashtagging things when I'm not on twitter btw)

The recipe is here:

Lemon cheesecake

Base:

10 digestive biscuits (I used about 14 because my family like the biscuity bit)

75g butter, melted

1 tbsp clear honey

For the filling:

700g mascarpone cheese

2 lemons, juice and zest

300g caster sugar

4 tbsp icing sugar

Method

1. brush the bottom of a 9inch cake tin with some of the melted butter and place a round of greaseproof paper in the base. (I didn't use the greaseproof paper and it turned out fine though)
2. crush the biscuits and tip them into a bowl, add the melted butter and honey and stir until well combined 
3. tip the mixture into the bottom of the cake tin. using the back of a spoon, gently push the crumbs from the centre outward, until smooth and level. Chill in the fridge for 30 mins. (the longer you leave it the possible btw)
4. mix the cheese, lemon juice and zest and caster sugar together in a bowl until well combined. (step 'sieto' is after you mix it once and step 'ocho' is what it should look like at the end'
5. spoon the mixture into the tin on top of the base and chill in the fridge for at least 2 hours. (I left it overnight actually)

AU REVOIR xoxoxo

Numbers are Spanish by the way:

uno=1 

dos=2 

tres=3 

cuatro=4 

cinco=5 

seis=6 

siete=7 

ocho =8 

we lose ourselves in the symphony

oh hey there, its you again


i have redecorated my blog. i wanted to add little nerd glasses to the monster-type-things but i, erm, can't draw nerd glasses. i tried to do little drawings of stef, ash and dru, but it turns out i can't draw them either. so i just found them things on picnik (very annoying photo editing site) and after about 3 arguments with my computer, i finished! ta-da! it's amazing, right?

did you know...............?

they make sour starbursts? i didn't. well, until i explored my pumpkin and i found some. they are in well odd flavours as well, well for starbursts anyway - like raspberry, apple, cherry and pineapple. since when do they make these flavours?!

2007 apparently.

did i tell you one of my fish is pregnant? no? well i'm telling you now. it's ra i think.

she's the one at the back; the fat stripy one. well we think she's pregnant anyway. either that or she's just eaten gary the snail.

i miss gary. he was cute. he looked like a ladybird.

speaking of ladybirds, there were about a million of 'em in cleethorpes. literally, i think ladybirds have their own world and they are secretly planning to attack.

havent you always wanted to do as them quote pages on twitter/facebook say, and name your ipod/iphone titanic?

i felt like a right saint after i'd cancelled it. just saying.

do you like stefan? he's my dog.

he's a poodle, so he has an afro, meaning he is stefan, out of the midnight beast. voila.

(i wrote viola about 973231 times before i wrote voila. i just did again. shut up.)

they look pretty similar don't they?

stefan j.d.j. abingdon the dog

stefan j.d.j. abingdon the human bean

mwahaha. bye peeps.

birthday: 10 days. asdfghjkl

twitter: _teiganroe

you dont know your beautiful

things wrong with my life

• i havent met tmb, and probably never will do.
• my youtube deleted itself.
• hardly anyone interesting follows me on twitter.
• i am not going on holiday.
• i have a really annoying brother

things right with my life

• my itunes is finally working
• i might be getting a SIGNED tmb calendar. maybe. (!!!!!)
• my brother can be alright, sometimes.
• this week has been ace.
• its my birthday in 15 days.
• one direction have released a new song and it is a-m-a-zing.

check out mine and sally's dedication to tmb. i went to cleethorpes on monday, and yeah. we did write 'TMB' in the sand. And we searched cleethorpes for a pizza shop, and when we couldn't find one, we went into the arcades, and i won like 20 tickets, and when we looked at the prizes we practically screamed the whole arcade down, cause we found some pizza. so i went on this thing, won 200 tickets just so we could follow the pizza in ibiza lyrics:

"pizza in ibiza,

 picking the cheese out of your teeth-a

 feeling the sand under your feet-a

 eating a lovely margherita"

we did that. well i did, cause the sweets werent vegetarian:-\ BUT WE FOUND SOME PIZZA^‿^

sally wrote a post about youtube. she said, and i remember because she wrote the lyrics at mine, she said 'i boarded a plane to the youtube world'. i got on that plane, but after a few months, youtube forced me back onto the plane to the 'real world'. I was like, fml.

i hope, i hopey-hopey-hope that ash's mum sticks to her word and sends me+salleh calendars. im gonna be soooo happy, like literally bouncing off the walls if they come. So go follow @LadyKaz5 ;-)

small wishlist:

ninjas top, dru-nk top, festival girl top

playlist of the week:

what makes you beautiful - one direction

bullet - hollywood undead

always where i need to be - the kooks

teenagers - my chemical romance

opposite of adults - chiddy bang