tour guide for alton towers anyone?

feeling positively saintly - I mean, who else would offer to be a tour guide for alton towers? on msn. With low battery on their laptop. Pfft. I know you wanna hear it really. Ps its a bit long.



Rita - I sat at the front, it is proper fast, and you can't stand up properly for ages afterwards. Right, there's traffic lights, and on red it rolls you back a tiny bit, then on amber a bit more, then on green WOOOOOSH you've gone forwards, its ace. put your hands up, tis awesome. Hair goes mental.
Nemesis - Its ace. You like, sit down but stand up if you get me. You go quite fast, and you proper feel like you're gonna crash into the rocks, but you don't don't worry. Underneath the thing is like water dyed red (supposed to look like blood). Not that scary. Its ace.
Thirteen - Tbh, the scariest bit is the bit where you queue up. I'll save it so it scares you more. You queue up, then go up a steep hilly bit, then it drops you quite steep. Then you go round, and then you go into a pitch black room. You are in there for a minute, and then it drops you, like a free-fall drop. But it's not that scary. But you'll scream believe me. Then thats the end I think.
Air - You have to take your shoes off. When you first get on it, you just sit down like a normal ride but with more safety stuff. Then before it goes, you get tilted up so its like | normal then __ next. Then you like WOOOSH off, into daylight, and boom it proper feels like your flying. Put your hands in the superman position for photos. I love Air, tis ace.
Oblivion - Best.Ride.Ever. Right, you queue up, then you go on the thing, the back one is higher up but you wanna go on the front one trust me. You get pushed forwards by the thing, then you go up a hilly bit but its just track if you get me. Then you go onto a U shape horizontal bit, and you get tilted forwards so you can see the drop, its vertical literally its like | and yeah, you can proper see the thing but its just track and a bit of fog. Then theres traffic lights again I think, and then they let you go, and you go proper fast into the tunnel, and its pitch black and its all screamy-shouty for a bit. Then the next thing you know its over. 
I went on Oblivion 5 times in a row.
Flume - Its basically a giant bath tub you sit in. And then you go round, and your in the water and it's all bumping into the sides, and your like "ew" because you can see the green water marks on the sides. Then you go around the thing and you like go around and up a few more bits. Then you go up another bit, and then there's like a giant shed thing. You go in it, its pitch black. There's like showers going and they're freezing and this REALLY REALLY REALLY SCARY rubber duck noise. Then you go out of that, and you go down a hilly bit and splashy-splashy. Then you climb up another thing, but this one is proper tall (I think). Then you get to the top of it, and your like tilted forwards a little bit. Then you go down it super fast, and at the bottom its really really cold water and you go splash again. You get really wet.Cable Cars (not strictly a ride but still) - There all multi-coloured, and huge and GLASS.
You go into them, and they lower you onto the rope, and the next thing you know your over a load of trees when you look out. You go quite slowly, and its not very funny if the family who is sat opposite you have kids that think its funny to rock the whole car thing. Ew.
And you don't wanna be there when it breaks down. The whole car sinks for ages, until it jolts a bit, and you go back up.
Its as scary as shit.

By the way, the links are POV's.
Woo have fun!
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my universe will never be the same, im glad you came.

ya'no, old blog posts are utterly embarrassing. I mean, you look back to your first ever one and your like 'why, why on gods green earth, why would i post that?!' i posted about that NSPCC thing, ya'no where everyone changed their profile pictures to a favourite childhood cartoon.. In December, so a year in 4 months and 13 days:-) still can't believe i've kept it running this long lol.. so i proved sally wrong;-)


i should also let you know that this blog post has been in my drafts for about a month.. and i've had to change the days/months every time i added about a word to it.

but yeah..

 jumper, dress, shorts, wink top, owl top, retro sweets (see below)

those retro sweets are A.M.A.ZING, and even though I don't actually remember the original sweets, they've been some pretty darn good copies of them...

they have in them:

• fizzy cola bottles - who cares if they're in the packet of fizzy haribos...
• white chocolate fish and chips - you can get white chocolate mice and stuff but these are FISH AND CHIPS!
• shrimps - you can get these at the cinema, but still. they're like foamy banana's but better;-)
• black jacks - i don't actually like these but still. i'll give them to maya.
• good old fashioned gobstoppers - they don't have the bubblegum in it... so good for me then cause i can't have gum.
• kola kubes - erm, i dont remember these:L
• giant refresher bars - because i love refresher bars, but they're not big enough..
• rhubarb and custard - you can't get these in the jar, but they look g-o-r-geous.
• space dust - that stuff that crackles on your tongue. popping candy. strawberry flavour.
• aniseed balls - i don't like these either. man, maya is gonna get fat.

 so yeah.. i really want this for birthday/christmas, but its like £19.34 for the box and £23.84 for the jar, and its only full of sweets. that my mum would probably eat anyway. and maya but still:-) A GIRL CAN DREAM

(very short) playlist..
ed sheeran - you need me, i dont need you
the wanted - glad you came

byee xxxxxxxxxxxx

i wish..

here comes the sun t-shirt, purple converse, owl locket, playsuit, crop top, blue jeans

hmmm. i wish:')

sheep poo, apple cores and god knows what else

so, how did you spend your tuesday? I spent mine trekking through a field of sheep poo to go and sit on some rather interesting sculptures:') yeah, our school took the gifted+talented art students (no, im not bragging) to yorkshire sculpture park.. it was actually quite fun, if im perfectly honest8-| the coach rides we're the funniest, especially henry.. ill put a photo on so you can get the full comical effect - 

 he was sat in a giant apple core.
 he is a tad queer. just imagine that face x1000 on a coach where he is loud and rapping along to 'youve got the dirtee love'. three times.
 but you gotta love the hen'ster

 yeah, this was supposed to be a sketching trip, but we had other things on our minds. like whipping our hair and jumping off ledges that were about 30cm high! wowee big achievement.

these two photos just prove my point about how bothered we were about learning..
by the way they don't actually match up. i took the photo of the plaque and statue+my mates whilst liv was climing up the totem pole. hehe.


yeah so, anyway. enough of that rah-dee-dah. my band have recorded another song. its 'the dance routine', by the midnight beast. it sounds ace... well half does anyway;-) and we're doing a dance to it and everything.. ill post about it when its on youtube. it'll be called 'the dance routine - the skinny jeans ft. tammy' by the way..


we also are writing parodies! so far we've done, erm

• cook with us                                       parody of walk with us, the midnight beast
• the (not so) dance routine                parody of the dance routine, the midnight beast
• chubby boyfriend                              parody of american boy, estelle+kanye west.

and thats it.. for now..

TOODLE-OO xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

say cheese

hello my dear dear posse. (i got that word from henry, its ace in'it)
so, how've you been? good? good.


lifes been pretty boring to be honest. which is preeeety 'sound'. 
it has also been fooking boiling. rather annoying, 'specially when you end up fainting so I can't brag about making a clock that you all should be jel'o about. because i never actually ended up making it. anyhooo....


me and sally have discovered a new (well for me) a new-found love for TMB (The Midnight Beast), or Stefan James Donald John Abingdon, Ashley Neil Horne and Andrew 'Dru' Francis Wakely. BANGING>_< they are literally like, ace. you should follow these instructions VERY VERY carefully.

1. go onto youtube
2. type in the search box thing at the top "the midnight beast"
3. then go onto their channel
4. listen to EVERY video, and BAM you fell in love, right?

By the way, trust me this works. I tried it from a very reliable source (Sally) and it worked. So yeah:')

Watch out for several addictive ones; Booty Call, Down, Just Another Boyband, Lez Be Friends. 

But be warned. Contains Shmurberries. Over-confident stereotypical cheerleader types. Dru. Trousers falling down. Boybands. Dru. Improvising. Kissing guys. Oh, and Dru.

and i think im making plans with sally to pop off and see pegasus bridge some time later in the year. good times.

and i completed mario super brothers on the ds. again. what a geek..

im off naaahh. toodle'pip. xxxxxxxxxx